28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 18 Come TO my PARTY!

28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 18 COME TO MY PARTY

This ad is so random and funny.

COME

TO 

MY

PARTY!!!

Come to my fun, candy, sugar party!


WHO: YOU!
WHY: Because sugar is fun to eat!
WHAT TO WEAR: Oh, you must wear your craziest feather-doily-hat-clip thingy! :)
WHAT: Eat so much sugar, it will put you in a weird daze.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh sorry, Um... date.. yeah. Next Leap Year.
WHERE: Your backyard!

All rights reserved: Juicy Couture Copyright: Glamour Dec 2010

HEY,

HEY,

 Mama! 

WHO 

invited 

the 

LLAMA?

My version.....

1. My HEALTHY/Whole Foods VERSION...


2. No llamas were embarrassed making my version.


3. Warning:
                 I didn't have any cool looking doily hats,
                                   so I did something equally cool....






Day 18

Hanger Head. 

The new Halloween Hit Costume! 

All you have to do is wear normal clothes and then just put a hanger on your head.

WOW! WHAT A COOL COSTUME? WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE???

Hanger Head.

WOW! That is such a great idea, so creative!! You will probably win BEST COSTUME tonight!

Gee, thanks! 

Did you know that there are such things as Velvet Hangers?
True fact.
I just found out today.
Am I behind on this too?
Please tell me that there are others that don't know about these things.
Apparently they are awesome.
I wish I would have had one for these pictures. It would have been much softer on my head.

Notice MY FOOD?

Healthy stuff.

Eat healthy, makes you feel so much better.

Well, I don't know about you, but it does for ME! :)

p.s...
I took these pics RIGHT before bed this time, instead of early in the am.
This is NATURAL BEAUTY before bed.
Taking these before bed was nice b/c my husband actually helped me on one picture in today's blog. He helped by pressing the focus button for me while I was doing the spoon eating picture...  my camera wouldn't focus with low light.
I interrupted his movie STEEL JUSTICE....
He was very kind to walk away from such a great classic 80's B movie.
The main charater is the bad/mean Karate teacher from Karate Kid.
You love the movie already, don't you?

Ohh... how about a good Karate Kid movie montage for our song of the day!!!
classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E

YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND! 

'Nothing EVER is gonna keep you down! 

OR
Did you want the HEY HEY Mama song?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qUMr6feOI&ob=av2e)

Peace, Love, Laughter 

and carrots, celery, potatoes and healthy stuff,

No-salad-L

p.s. you should go to YOU TUBE and type in "RUNNING LLAMA."
Now THAT is silly!

28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 17 Grasshopper Stew

28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 17 Grasshopper Stew

So, what's the deal? It's not Feb 17th and you are saying DAY 17? 
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Here is the deal.
I told myself that I would do this for 28 days and on day 29 do a nice shot with editing and makeup... the whole enchilada.
Well, I had no idea how much time blogs took and how busy I was and how my family's health and needs were more important than anything.
Right?
Being healthy is a lovely blessing! I am very thankful that I feel so much better.
Therefore... after my rambling rambles, I get to my point.........
My point is, that I will do this for 29 days and as we have now noticed, they will or may not always be consecutive.

SO ONWARD we charge into the land of silliness where fashion and beauty run rampant and the steamy swirls of Grasshopper Stew flow up into the villagers' nostrils.




What? 



Umm... just keep reading and really, you may or may not find the answer.


Day 17: 

I call this picture "Breathy."

All rights reserved Smashbox Copyright Glamour Dec. 2010

The Smashbox model looks like she is taking a deep breath OUT in this picture.  

Hence, I called this picture "Breathy."

I bet she has nice breath.
Nice breath that smells like Wintermint Tic-Tacs or Scope.

Day 17... MY Version.

My "Breathy" version.

Hello there. 

Grrrrrrrrrr.
My hair is very crazy this morning. 

My name is Molly McNew.

And

 this

 is 

my 

story.........

Molly McNew ate Grasshopper Stew,

It made her jump,

It made her thump,

It made her breath stink. Peee-ewww!

HEY! It is 6am in the morning and I'm SORRY if I haven't brushed my teeth yet or use my Listerine.
Sorry.
Luckily, you can't smell me.
Or my breath.
I actually don't smell.
Just my breath.
Well, I take that back. I don't THINK I smell.
But, I do know that my breath isn't very pleasant.
Morning Breath.
It's a lovely thing.

But, again, you are lucky you can not smell it.
That means today is your lucky day.
You should go buy a few lottery tickets now.
Or maybe I will.

I will buy some new mini-Scope to carry around in my purse when I win my 1.5 Million Dollars in the Idaho Lottery.
Then, I will ALWAYS have fresh breath!
OR wait, BETTER IDEA!!
Do they still have that "CHHH-CHHT" breath spray that was popular in the 90's...
What was that called?
Bianca? (No, I think that is a woman's name....In fact, I think it is the evil lady's name in the The Rescuers movie or was it the mouse? Yes, it was the mouse.)
Binaca! THAT'S IT...
ok, where was I?


Today's song of the day.
Since somehow I got from Breathy to Grasshopper Stew to winning the lottery, we shall continue down that zigzag mental thinking path.
Grasshoppers are green, well some are brown.
And #2 child's favorite color is green.
SO, we are going to go with a great old song from a green band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc
And if you want older:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8rb3V0mDg

Sorry no Rescuers song...that movie freaked me out when I was a kid. Still does.
Poor girl had to get the DIAMOND from a skull in a cave full of water.
 not a movie for kids.
 or sensitive adults.

OH ON TO A POSITIVE NOTE....

Have a LOVELY day and remember to smile.

 LAUGH... fake laugh if you have to. 

It will sound silly or ridiculous and then it will make you laugh for real...

 Laughing is good for the soul. 

Peace, Love, Laughter

and Grasshopper Stew

OR

Green Beans, which ever you like best.

No-Molly_McNew-L

I heart faces Photo Challenge * HUGS n KISSES

I heart faces Photo Challenge * HUGS n KISSES ---3 Little Monkeys


3 Little Monkeys were jumping in a crib,
One was a wittle girl w/out a bib,
A boy and GREEN MONKEY were the other ones.
Kisses and hugs and a pinchy on the buns.

A wittle fella gives his Green Monkey

 LOTS of hugs and kisses in the morning! :)