Sassiness, Swimming and the Sillies

Sassiness aka the sassafras attitude. Love it! And well, I have 2 girls. So, I roll with it.
Smile, Smile, Smile

No. mom. 

I'll look away. I'll not listen. No. 

Ok. Well then, go pick up that Barbie on the bathroom floor. 

What Barbie?

The Barbie on the bathroom floor. Go pick it up, please.

There is a Barbie on the bathroom floor?

Yes, please go pick it up.

What bathroom?

Yours.

The Barbie is in my bathroom?

Yes.......grrrr... please go pick it up. 

Why is it there? 

(DEEP BREATH) Seriously? I don't know. Please just go pick it up. 

SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY!

Ok. Fine. I'll try your sister.

She starts shaking her head NO right away. 

She should have her pointer finger pointed up too, like the sassy one she is. 

UH-UH. No way. No how. You ain't taken my pic. 

I'll hide behind Daddy. You won't find me. 

Oh, I found you! Smile! 

Nope.

Ok. Fine. I'll try your brother.

Hi, Little Guy. Smile. Up here. Smile. Hellooooo?

Hola. Senor?

What? huh? Food? No, then no smile.

Fine. I'll try the dog then.

Hey, Dogbreath! Dogbreattthhhhhhhhh. Hello? WAKE UP! 

No. 

I'm dreaming about steak covered in hamburgers wrapped in bacon. 

I'm not waking up. 

Fine. And the camera got put away till the sillies came along.

First they played in the sprinkler! 

YUM! Hose water that has traveled through a dirty sprinkler! 

HOW REFRESHING!

Then Grammy got attacked by 2 olive monsters.

And then we chilled and made some dinner and flower crowns.

 See, dandelions ARE good for something! 

Then Grammy got Lil Guy involved in the sillies. 

Barbie dress for a hat for Lil Guy! 

Hey guys what's so funny?

Nothin.

Ha Ha Ha.

 I laugh too mommy! Funny.

Wait. Are you laughing at me? 

What is this on my head?

What the heck? Ok. 

Yeah, game over ladies. 

And then we had swimming.

Big improvements today! REAL swimming occurred. 

Whoot! 

Flying through the water "with the greatest of ease." (Tony Horton-P90X)

And... this was taken with our P&S (point n shoot) camera. 

My daughter practicing her photography skills 

annddddddddddddddddd 

trying to keep the camera still while laughing.

This is what Lil Guy does for his swimming lessons.

 Put ping-pong ball in mouth. Spit out ball. Chase ball. Pick up ball. Put in mouth. 

Rinse, lather and repeat. 

Oh we laughed so much at the faces he made. 

ahhhhhhhhhh good stuff.