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Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Memoirs of a sweet homeless kitty
Hi. I am Baby Messi. Sup.
HI everyone! My name is Messi.
I am the most loving, sweet, NICE and friendly cat Noelle has ever met.
Last summer my owner (Noelle's neighbor) moved and they left me behind. Yeah, I know. grrrrrrrrrrr.
Anyway, I adopted Noelle and family as my new owners, but they already have a cat and Meeka is old and cranky.
Noelle lets me sleep in a warm heated bed in the garage (and I have a space heater too) and sneak in the house as often as I can.
Other hobbies I have are sitting on your lap and purring so loud you have to turn up the volume on the TV, drooling when I purr b/c I'm so happy, eating and being perfect about using the litter box. None of this spraying stuff for me. I AM GOOD!
I am a BIG people person too and LOVE attention and sitting on your lap for hours!
I am currently living with Noelle's mom (and she is allergic to cats, sad face.) I am looking for a new home. If any of you are lonely, I will be your new best friend! Let me know!
HI everyone! My name is Messi.
I am the most loving, sweet, NICE and friendly cat Noelle has ever met.
Last summer my owner (Noelle's neighbor) moved and they left me behind. Yeah, I know. grrrrrrrrrrr.
Anyway, I adopted Noelle and family as my new owners, but they already have a cat and Meeka is old and cranky.
hi. i am old and cranky
Noelle lets me sleep in a warm heated bed in the garage (and I have a space heater too) and sneak in the house as often as I can.
Other hobbies I have are sitting on your lap and purring so loud you have to turn up the volume on the TV, drooling when I purr b/c I'm so happy, eating and being perfect about using the litter box. None of this spraying stuff for me. I AM GOOD!
I am a BIG people person too and LOVE attention and sitting on your lap for hours!
I am currently living with Noelle's mom (and she is allergic to cats, sad face.) I am looking for a new home. If any of you are lonely, I will be your new best friend! Let me know!
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Sunday, May 5, 2013
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Sunday, May 27, 2012
AHHH... hello there blog. It's been a while. And, well, sorry, I've been busy!
I had so much FUN creating this picture.
I would love to hear your thoughts.
I would love to hear your interpretation.
Lorraine Culver was my beautiful model.
IF you like it, I posted in a challenge on the FRAMED NETWORK. (great photography resource)
Click on the little heart button at the bottom of the photo once you are one their website.
HUGS, Blessings, laughter and LOVE,
Noelle
Monday, March 19, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 20 Boom Boom Broom Bangs
28 Days of Natural Beauty-
Day 20 Boom Boom Broom Bangs
OR
Natural Beauty and Hair
Natural Beauty and Hair
Alright stop.
Collaborate and listen. (know where this is going?)
I'm back,
with a brand new invention.
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Fall like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Will I ever stop?
YO, I don't know.
Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal,
Light up the stage and watch me jump like a candle.... (um...I don't think those are the EXACT words. yeah, yeah... I know.)
DANCE.
And your speakers will boom,
killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.
Deadly. mumble, slur..slur.mumble
Slur..slur.. mumble mumble, occasionally hit a word,
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT,
mumble, slur..slur.mumble
Slur..slur.. mumble mumble, occasionally hit another word,
mumble, slur..slur.mumble
IF there was a problem,
YO, I'll solve it,
Check out my hook while the dj revolves it.
Ice Ice baby, vanilla.....
Ok, OK, OK... I'm done!
WOW! Thank you for sticking me with me as long as you did.
I know it's rough to hang out with someone while they attempt to sing a song.
Especially when they are butchering it because they don't know the words.
Especially when they are butchering it because they don't know the words.
And especially when that person is a white, female, in her 30's rapping a song from the 80's.
Was it the 80's or early 90's?
google it.
I Googled it.
Ok, wikipedia says it was released 1990.
YIKES! Robert Matthew Van Winkle (Vanilla ICE) was stabbed 5 times and almost thrown off a balcony b/c people wanted him to sign with their record company?

CRAZY!
ok... sorry. Side note.
Back to OUR story.
CRAZY!
ok... sorry. Side note.
Back to OUR story.
Or whatever it is.
BUT, I DO have to admit that I love rapping this classic Vanilla Ice song to my kids. (Ice, Ice Baby)
I bust it out everyonceinawhile (yes, that is a word.)
It's fun... they have no idea what I'm doing and just stare at me.
It's great to do when they all are fussy and whiny and "mommmeeeeee..eeeee...eee" this and "mommy" that....
Right when you are about whine and yell back...
That's when you bust out it out.
Singing is good for the heart, body, mind and soul.
Well, in this case, rapping.Today's picture.
All Rights Reserved Elle Feb 2012 pg. 143
Interesting fashion shot.
The article is about red lipstick.
I think it should be about BROOM HAIR.
You know... when you have colored your hair way too many times AND it feels as course as a broom?
Or maybe it just feels like a broom?
In college, one may change their hair color monthly.
One, orrrrr do I mean, ME?
Yes, ok, you caught me.
anyway...
Why did you color your hair all the time?
Cause I could.
BOOM!
Because I wanted to know what I would look like with purplish-red hair.
BOOM!
Because I was in college.
BOOM!
Because my mom couldn't tell me "not while you live under my roof."
he-he, love ya mom.
Now... now... NOW...
Now, why do the ends of my hair feel like I could sweep my kitchen floor with them?
I don't color my hair just for the FUN of it any more.
I do it because I am hiding something from you and the rest of the world.
MY
Natural
Hair
color
and
that
color
is.....................
dark, very, very, dark,
ashy brown.
Oh and yeah, some super white blonde hairs popped up after I started having kids.
It looks weird with my dark browns, so I color my hair.
WHAT?
WHAT's THAT you say?
Those ARE NOT blonde hairs?
They are gray?
gray?
ME?
WHAT?
NO WAY!!
NOT ME!
NOT EVER.
ok.
yeah.
maybe
you
are
correct.
ug.
So, Since this is natural beauty blog, should I forget making an appointment at my hairdressers and just let me hair go?
no.
Well, it's up to you and what you think you like about yourself.
I personally am not into gray hairs, just yet.
When I'm older, I think I'll let it go, but not yet.
HECK, i'm still in my 30's!
My Version:
1. My Broom Hair is lovely. And a real broom.
A stinky outdoor broom.
A stinky outdoor broom that belongs to stay outdoors and should be
NOWHERE, nowhere,
NEAR
MY
FACE!
ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. The weird lip thing was hard to do and LOOKS weird with out lipstick. Oh well!
On ANOTHER SIDE NOTE...
I got the funniest MUG SHOT of myself while I was testing the light and trying to focus my lens..
Are
YOu
Ready?
Ok,
Here you
GO....
OK!
WHAT THE HECK???
Seriously looks like a
MUG SHOT!
Do I look like this when I'm listening to someone's story?
Hilarious!
I like how ONE of my eyebrows is slightly raised.
Just like John on Days of our Lives.
Is that still on? I haven't watched it in about 10 years,
but I bet John and Marlena are still married and weird.
Maybe you will want to turn it on and watch it now, JUST to watch his amazing Expressive Eyebrow skills.
Our Song of the day: ..........
of course you KNOW what it is!
YOU-ARE-A-GENIUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=149jGeIlx3I
Peace, Love, Laughter,
and Vanilla ICE, ICE, ICE Cream
(with chocolate chips....mmmmmm)
~No-ice-L
Sunday, March 4, 2012
I heart faces Photo Challenge * Beautiful Black and White
I heart faces Photo Challenge
* Beautiful Black and White
This picture was taken this weekend while practicing light.
I love this picture!
This photo was submitted to the I Heart Faces photo challenge – www.iheartfaces.com
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 19 Shake That!
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 19 Shake That!
This picture confused me for a while. Is this some weird Yoga move where her leg is in front of her? Ohhhhhhhhhh.... I get it... it is a leg from another person!
duh...
So, my son was my leg model.
He has cute chubby thighs, so I thought he would be the perfect leg model.
I had no idea he was holding a paint brush... I don't even know how he got it!
Where did it come from?
Kids are amazing like that.
The funny thing is, is that THIS IS the cropped photo.
Here is the UNcropped version:
Le original.
He is also wearing #1 child's Taekwondo safety sparring gear.
He loves that helmet!
He puts it on his head and walks around yelling, "Hi-ya!"
He has cute chubby thighs, so I thought he would be the perfect leg model.
I had no idea he was holding a paint brush... I don't even know how he got it!
Where did it come from?
Kids are amazing like that.
The funny thing is, is that THIS IS the cropped photo.
Here is the UNcropped version:
Le original.
He is also wearing #1 child's Taekwondo safety sparring gear.
He loves that helmet!
He puts it on his head and walks around yelling, "Hi-ya!"
#2 child wanted in on the action.
#1 child wanted to take the pictures, so I set up the camera and let her go.
Here is the next few pictures she took as I was struggling trying to get another shot set up.
#1 child wanted to take the pictures, so I set up the camera and let her go.
Here is the next few pictures she took as I was struggling trying to get another shot set up.
Lost interest in the paint brush.
Had a flower in the other hand and wanted me to smell it.
"FLOW? FLOW?" as he shoved it toward my face.
HOLD STILL WOULD YA?
Great! Got him to drop his props.
OH NO!!! Don't cry!!
Ok, here, here is the flower back!!
#2 still trying to get in the picture.
Poor middle child.
Love her so much.
I did nighttime beauty again this time. Right before I put all the kids to bed. At the end of the day, when the makeup has all worn off, when you are shuffling your feet to walk you from the bathtub to kids rooms....
Yeah, End Of the DAY natural Beauty.
It rocks as much as 6am no makeup Beauty.
And for our song today... 2 parts...
1. Since #3 was the star of the blog today... Here he is dancing
My son's version of shuffling... he is Shaking It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L30yO_bHI
My son's version of shuffling... he is Shaking It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L30yO_bHI
2. LMFAO shaking it and shuffling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8&ob=av2e
PEACE, LOVE and Laughter,
and Cheerios and Goldfish (2 of #3's favorite foods!)
~No-Legs-L
Friday, February 24, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 18 Come TO my PARTY!
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 18 COME TO MY PARTY
This ad is so random and funny.
Come to my fun, candy, sugar party!
WHO: YOU!
WHY: Because sugar is fun to eat!
WHAT TO WEAR: Oh, you must wear your craziest feather-doily-hat-clip thingy! :)
WHAT: Eat so much sugar, it will put you in a weird daze.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh sorry, Um... date.. yeah. Next Leap Year.
WHERE: Your backyard!
My version.....
1. My HEALTHY/Whole Foods VERSION...
2. No llamas were embarrassed making my version.
3. Warning:
I didn't have any cool looking doily hats,
so I did something equally cool....
Day 18
Did you know that there are such things as Velvet Hangers?
True fact.
I just found out today.
Am I behind on this too?
Please tell me that there are others that don't know about these things.
Apparently they are awesome.
I wish I would have had one for these pictures. It would have been much softer on my head.
p.s...
I took these pics RIGHT before bed this time, instead of early in the am.
This is NATURAL BEAUTY before bed.
Taking these before bed was nice b/c my husband actually helped me on one picture in today's blog. He helped by pressing the focus button for me while I was doing the spoon eating picture... my camera wouldn't focus with low light.
I interrupted his movie STEEL JUSTICE....
He was very kind to walk away from such a great classic 80's B movie.
The main charater is the bad/mean Karate teacher from Karate Kid.
You love the movie already, don't you?
Ohh... how about a good Karate Kid movie montage for our song of the day!!!
classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E
OR
Did you want the HEY HEY Mama song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qUMr6feOI&ob=av2e)
p.s. you should go to YOU TUBE and type in "RUNNING LLAMA."
Now THAT is silly!
This ad is so random and funny.
COME
TO
MY
PARTY!!!
Come to my fun, candy, sugar party!
WHO: YOU!
WHY: Because sugar is fun to eat!
WHAT TO WEAR: Oh, you must wear your craziest feather-doily-hat-clip thingy! :)
WHAT: Eat so much sugar, it will put you in a weird daze.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh sorry, Um... date.. yeah. Next Leap Year.
WHERE: Your backyard!
All rights reserved: Juicy Couture Copyright: Glamour Dec 2010
HEY,
HEY,
Mama!
WHO
invited
the
LLAMA?
1. My HEALTHY/Whole Foods VERSION...
2. No llamas were embarrassed making my version.
3. Warning:
I didn't have any cool looking doily hats,
so I did something equally cool....
Day 18
Hanger Head.
The new Halloween Hit Costume!
All you have to do is wear normal clothes and then just put a hanger on your head.
WOW! WHAT A COOL COSTUME? WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE???
Hanger Head.
WOW! That is such a great idea, so creative!! You will probably win BEST COSTUME tonight!
Gee, thanks!
Did you know that there are such things as Velvet Hangers?
True fact.
I just found out today.
Am I behind on this too?
Please tell me that there are others that don't know about these things.
Apparently they are awesome.
I wish I would have had one for these pictures. It would have been much softer on my head.
Notice MY FOOD?
Healthy stuff.
Eat healthy, makes you feel so much better.
Well, I don't know about you, but it does for ME! :)
I took these pics RIGHT before bed this time, instead of early in the am.
This is NATURAL BEAUTY before bed.
Taking these before bed was nice b/c my husband actually helped me on one picture in today's blog. He helped by pressing the focus button for me while I was doing the spoon eating picture... my camera wouldn't focus with low light.
I interrupted his movie STEEL JUSTICE....
He was very kind to walk away from such a great classic 80's B movie.
The main charater is the bad/mean Karate teacher from Karate Kid.
You love the movie already, don't you?
Ohh... how about a good Karate Kid movie montage for our song of the day!!!
classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E
YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND!
'Nothing EVER is gonna keep you down!
OR
Did you want the HEY HEY Mama song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qUMr6feOI&ob=av2e)
Peace, Love, Laughter
and carrots, celery, potatoes and healthy stuff,
No-salad-L
p.s. you should go to YOU TUBE and type in "RUNNING LLAMA."
Now THAT is silly!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 17 Grasshopper Stew
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 17 Grasshopper Stew
So, what's the deal? It's not Feb 17th and you are saying DAY 17?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Here is the deal.
I told myself that I would do this for 28 days and on day 29 do a nice shot with editing and makeup... the whole enchilada.
Well, I had no idea how much time blogs took and how busy I was and how my family's health and needs were more important than anything.
Right?
Being healthy is a lovely blessing! I am very thankful that I feel so much better.
Therefore... after my rambling rambles, I get to my point.........
My point is, that I will do this for 29 days and as we have now noticed, they will or may not always be consecutive.
SO ONWARD we charge into the land of silliness where fashion and beauty run rampant and the steamy swirls of Grasshopper Stew flow up into the villagers' nostrils.
What?
Umm... just keep reading and really, you may or may not find the answer.
Day 17:
Day 17... MY Version.
My "Breathy" version.
HEY! It is 6am in the morning and I'm SORRY if I haven't brushed my teeth yet or use my Listerine.
Sorry.
Luckily, you can't smell me.
Or my breath.
I actually don't smell.
Just my breath.
Well, I take that back. I don't THINK I smell.
But, I do know that my breath isn't very pleasant.
Morning Breath.
It's a lovely thing.
But, again, you are lucky you can not smell it.
That means today is your lucky day.
You should go buy a few lottery tickets now.
Or maybe I will.
I will buy some new mini-Scope to carry around in my purse when I win my 1.5 Million Dollars in the Idaho Lottery.
Then, I will ALWAYS have fresh breath!
OR wait, BETTER IDEA!!
Do they still have that "CHHH-CHHT" breath spray that was popular in the 90's...
What was that called?
Bianca? (No, I think that is a woman's name....In fact, I think it is the evil lady's name in the The Rescuers movie or was it the mouse? Yes, it was the mouse.)
Binaca! THAT'S IT...
ok, where was I?
Today's song of the day.
Since somehow I got from Breathy to Grasshopper Stew to winning the lottery, we shall continue down that zigzag mental thinking path.
Grasshoppers are green, well some are brown.
And #2 child's favorite color is green.
SO, we are going to go with a great old song from a green band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc
And if you want older:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8rb3V0mDg
Sorry no Rescuers song...that movie freaked me out when I was a kid. Still does.
Poor girl had to get the DIAMOND from a skull in a cave full of water.
not a movie for kids.
or sensitive adults.
So, what's the deal? It's not Feb 17th and you are saying DAY 17?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Here is the deal.
I told myself that I would do this for 28 days and on day 29 do a nice shot with editing and makeup... the whole enchilada.
Well, I had no idea how much time blogs took and how busy I was and how my family's health and needs were more important than anything.
Right?
Being healthy is a lovely blessing! I am very thankful that I feel so much better.
Therefore... after my rambling rambles, I get to my point.........
My point is, that I will do this for 29 days and as we have now noticed, they will or may not always be consecutive.
SO ONWARD we charge into the land of silliness where fashion and beauty run rampant and the steamy swirls of Grasshopper Stew flow up into the villagers' nostrils.
What?
Umm... just keep reading and really, you may or may not find the answer.
Day 17:
I call this picture "Breathy."
All rights reserved Smashbox Copyright Glamour Dec. 2010
The Smashbox model looks like she is taking a deep breath OUT in this picture.
Hence, I called this picture "Breathy."
I bet she has nice breath.
Nice breath that smells like Wintermint Tic-Tacs or Scope.
Nice breath that smells like Wintermint Tic-Tacs or Scope.
Day 17... MY Version.
My "Breathy" version.
Hello there.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
My hair is very crazy this morning.
My hair is very crazy this morning.
My name is Molly McNew.
And
this
is
my
story.........
Molly McNew ate Grasshopper Stew,
It made her jump,
It made her thump,
It made her breath stink. Peee-ewww!
HEY! It is 6am in the morning and I'm SORRY if I haven't brushed my teeth yet or use my Listerine.
Sorry.
Luckily, you can't smell me.
Or my breath.
I actually don't smell.
Just my breath.
Well, I take that back. I don't THINK I smell.
But, I do know that my breath isn't very pleasant.
Morning Breath.
It's a lovely thing.
But, again, you are lucky you can not smell it.
That means today is your lucky day.
You should go buy a few lottery tickets now.
Or maybe I will.
I will buy some new mini-Scope to carry around in my purse when I win my 1.5 Million Dollars in the Idaho Lottery.
Then, I will ALWAYS have fresh breath!
OR wait, BETTER IDEA!!
Do they still have that "CHHH-CHHT" breath spray that was popular in the 90's...
What was that called?
Bianca? (No, I think that is a woman's name....In fact, I think it is the evil lady's name in the The Rescuers movie or was it the mouse? Yes, it was the mouse.)
Binaca! THAT'S IT...
ok, where was I?
Today's song of the day.
Since somehow I got from Breathy to Grasshopper Stew to winning the lottery, we shall continue down that zigzag mental thinking path.
Grasshoppers are green, well some are brown.
And #2 child's favorite color is green.
SO, we are going to go with a great old song from a green band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc
And if you want older:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8rb3V0mDg
Sorry no Rescuers song...that movie freaked me out when I was a kid. Still does.
Poor girl had to get the DIAMOND from a skull in a cave full of water.
not a movie for kids.
or sensitive adults.
OH ON TO A POSITIVE NOTE....
Have a LOVELY day and remember to smile.
LAUGH... fake laugh if you have to.
It will sound silly or ridiculous and then it will make you laugh for real...
Laughing is good for the soul.
Peace, Love, Laughter
and Grasshopper Stew
OR
Green Beans, which ever you like best.
No-Molly_McNew-L
Monday, February 20, 2012
I heart faces Photo Challenge * HUGS n KISSES
I heart faces Photo Challenge * HUGS n KISSES ---3 Little Monkeys
3 Little Monkeys were jumping in a crib,
One was a wittle girl w/out a bib,
A boy and GREEN MONKEY were the other ones.
Kisses and hugs and a pinchy on the buns.
3 Little Monkeys were jumping in a crib,
One was a wittle girl w/out a bib,
A boy and GREEN MONKEY were the other ones.
Kisses and hugs and a pinchy on the buns.
A wittle fella gives his Green Monkey
LOTS of hugs and kisses in the morning! :)
Thursday, February 16, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 16 Snuggie and heels
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 16 Snuggie and heels
Day 16
Copyright Glamour Dec 2010 pg. 267 "baby it's warm inside." photograph by Frederike Helwig
Ok.. so she isn't wearing a Snuggie.
I don't get it?
Yes, you are correct. She is actually wearing a red, white and blue Christmas ornament ball dress and gold shoes.
I have nothing in my closet that resembles that outfit.
Not.
Even.
Close.
And.
I.
am.
not.
sad.
about.
it.
Ok, maybe just a little.
So, I thought, HEY, Why not a Snuggie and red heels?
My Version Day 16
All I can say is that a Boise State Snuggie has never looked so fashion forward.
Also, my dog looks old in this pic and that makes me sad.
But then, all I have to do is look up and see me in a BSU Snuggie wearing red heels, doing a backbend and balancing on a wobbly recliner and I am laughing again.
NOW THIS IS JUST PLAIN SILLY.
YUP. it is....
But you know what.............do it.
Be silly today. Be a kid.
Laugh more... GIGGLE more. Smile more.
Be silly. It's fun and it will make you live longer.
It's a scientific fact.
I read it on Wikipedia 7 years ago when they let "just anyone" write articles.
Silliness reminds me of Carol Burnett.
She is hilarious.
Carol Burnett reminds me of Annie.
Annie reminds me of a GREAT song for today.
This song makes me wanna sing ALL DAY LONG.
And... I feel like a Tony Award winner when I sing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qywUPkxlYpU
PPPS My quads are still VERY Sore. I need to get my family healthy again so I have time to workout more.
OR... I can just keep doing these crazy poses!
Day 16
Copyright Glamour Dec 2010 pg. 267 "baby it's warm inside." photograph by Frederike Helwig
Ok.. so she isn't wearing a Snuggie.
I don't get it?
Yes, you are correct. She is actually wearing a red, white and blue Christmas ornament ball dress and gold shoes.
I have nothing in my closet that resembles that outfit.
Not.
Even.
Close.
And.
I.
am.
not.
sad.
about.
it.
Ok, maybe just a little.
So, I thought, HEY, Why not a Snuggie and red heels?
My Version Day 16
All I can say is that a Boise State Snuggie has never looked so fashion forward.
Also, my dog looks old in this pic and that makes me sad.
But then, all I have to do is look up and see me in a BSU Snuggie wearing red heels, doing a backbend and balancing on a wobbly recliner and I am laughing again.
NOW THIS IS JUST PLAIN SILLY.
YUP. it is....
But you know what.............do it.
Be silly today. Be a kid.
Laugh more... GIGGLE more. Smile more.
Be silly. It's fun and it will make you live longer.
It's a scientific fact.
I read it on Wikipedia 7 years ago when they let "just anyone" write articles.
Silliness reminds me of Carol Burnett.
She is hilarious.
Carol Burnett reminds me of Annie.
Annie reminds me of a GREAT song for today.
This song makes me wanna sing ALL DAY LONG.
And... I feel like a Tony Award winner when I sing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qywUPkxlYpU
Peace, Love, Laughter
and football game Nachos
Not-ch-o-cheese-L
p.s. Can you tell how hard I was laughing doing this?
P.P.S or is it P.S.S? (either way) NOW my triceps are going to be sore!PPPS My quads are still VERY Sore. I need to get my family healthy again so I have time to workout more.
OR... I can just keep doing these crazy poses!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 15 Buh-na-Nuhs! BANANAS!
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 15 Buh-na-Nuhs! BANANAS!
BOooom.
I told you I'd do it!!
Day 15
My Version DAY 15
AND of course... a Banana song for you listening pleasure.
But not just any banana song, a banana song that will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.
enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1vmLCvspE
BOooom.
I told you I'd do it!!
Day 15
All rights reserved Chanel Inc. Copyright Elle 310 Feb. 2012
My Version DAY 15
MY
VERSION
THROUGH
MY
WORLD
WORLD
IS MY
VISION
AND...
AND...
Well...
a little bit
a little bit
ridiculous.
But... just a little.
wink wink.
Well, I'M SORRY!
I just wasn't brave enough to go nude for the world...
I WOULD HAVE to be BANANAS to do that!
So, I put on an old 1 piece that is extremely flattering.
BECAUSE it is a TIGHT Speedo!
AND as EVERYONE KNOWS.....
Tight Speedos are KNOWN for being VERY flattering.
Oh, what?
Am I wrong?
And.. we thought the Christmas bows would be a nice touch.
You know, cause I'm classy like that.
My heart goes out to Channel's model.
My quads were/is/are SHAKING!!! As if I had just gotten done running a 400 full speed ahead.
That was a HARD pose to do!
I had to hold it for 2 shots. Well, really more like 20....
One with the ball. One without the ball. And then, run back to the camera and check.
DARN, how did my feet get cut off in that shot? Did you move the camera Daughter #1?
Back to hugging the ball... then letting it go... running back to camera.
DARN, why did I lean forward so much after I let go of the ball?
Back to sucking in my tummy and trying to smile and pretend to sleep.
Click, let go of ball, click, run back to camera.
DARN! Why did my left hand go SUPER JAZZ HANDS after I let go of the ball?
Finally, I thought I had gotten the 2 shots I wanted.
Shot 1
I combined the shots to get the transparent ball...
So, yes, there was some editing on this one! BUT only to the ball... although very tempted to liquefy certain parts... I have promised not to.
I combined the pictures just like you would if "swapping heads." Just like so many photographers have to do in large family photos.
Like when little David decides to stick out his tongue at cousin Megan in picture #1, but looks like a complete angel in picture #2. BUT, in picture #2, 85% of the family has their eyes closed.
simple fix.
head swap.
bam.
done.
David now looks like an angel in picture #1.
And David's mom will never know the difference.
And David gets a treat and taken out for a banana split for being so good for the photographer.
ANYWAY....
Here is Shot #2
HOWEVER & Disclaimer... the transparent ball and the hands was a lot more tricky than just a simple head swap and doesn't look as "clean" as it should.
Oh well... that's ok...luckily this is just a blog and not a REAL fashion magazine.
Picture: 50mm, f3.2, 1/200 ISO 200
Speedlight at 50 with shootthroughumbrellalalallala
AND of course... a Banana song for you listening pleasure.
But not just any banana song, a banana song that will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.
enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1vmLCvspE
Peace, LOVE, LAUGHTER and
No-banannananana-jello-legs-L
P.S..... After this banana picture, I'm going to get Pixar beating down my door.
"Please come work for us," they will beg. :)
P.S..... After this banana picture, I'm going to get Pixar beating down my door.
"Please come work for us," they will beg. :)
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 12,13 and 14
Nothin'. I got nothin' for you.
sorry.
I had to take a break.
I had no idea how much time I was actually spending on this, AND my kids were sick, AND I needed to do laundry, AND I finally slept in my own bed with my husband instead of my kids because they have been sick for 2 weeks and I have been sleeping on the couch with them or them in my bed with me (DEEP BREATH).......
AND
I finally got a good nights sleep.
period.
Day 12 I woke up feeling refreshed and said, "eh, I think I'll skip the blog today."
Day 13 I got another good nights sleep and said, "eh, I think I'll skip the blog again today.. or maybe I'll just do it tonight." I was too tired at night and had forgotten.
Day 14- Today, I had someone REQUEST a new post! So, I thought I'd at least tell you what's up.
Day 15 is tomorrow and for my "coming back from vacation" post I will post something quit spectacular, or unspectacular... depending on who you are and what you shall think of it.
BUT what is a new venture, natural beauty blog w/out a picture?
Alright! But... I'll do one tomorrow.
What? You want one today?
COME on.. OH, you sure are bossy!
OK. FINE!
I'll do one, you twisted my arm.
Here.
Fine.
Here.
My heart has a pizza and BenandJerry's on it.
You are what you eat?
And so my bum is pizza and ice cream. (And green smoothies, but that didn't look as cute on my bum.)
I feel pretty oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Oh so pretty, it's a pity that my bum is made out of pizza and ice cream!
I am thinking about having this particular picture in my Boudoir portfolio for clients to look at.
Do you think they would like it??
Do you think they would say, OH THAT IS HOT, I want a pic of ME like that?
Shot at 50mm f/1.8 1/320 ISO 800... lots of noise.... But wanted natural light.
Have a lovely day!!
PEACE OUT FROM Old California girl from the WEST SIDE. Keeping it real.
West Side song... .by the way, probably not what you are expecting since I broke out the West Side attitude talk.... go back a paragraph and you'll get the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs
sorry.
I had to take a break.
I had no idea how much time I was actually spending on this, AND my kids were sick, AND I needed to do laundry, AND I finally slept in my own bed with my husband instead of my kids because they have been sick for 2 weeks and I have been sleeping on the couch with them or them in my bed with me (DEEP BREATH).......
AND
I finally got a good nights sleep.
period.
Day 12 I woke up feeling refreshed and said, "eh, I think I'll skip the blog today."
Day 13 I got another good nights sleep and said, "eh, I think I'll skip the blog again today.. or maybe I'll just do it tonight." I was too tired at night and had forgotten.
Day 14- Today, I had someone REQUEST a new post! So, I thought I'd at least tell you what's up.
Day 15 is tomorrow and for my "coming back from vacation" post I will post something quit spectacular, or unspectacular... depending on who you are and what you shall think of it.
BUT what is a new venture, natural beauty blog w/out a picture?
Alright! But... I'll do one tomorrow.
What? You want one today?
COME on.. OH, you sure are bossy!
OK. FINE!
I'll do one, you twisted my arm.
Here.
Fine.
Here.
Here is Day 14: Since it's Valentine's Day... THEME HEARTS
IN LOVE or Insane?
Meet my friend Maria.
All rights reserved: Lady Foot Locker and Skechers Copyright: Glamour Dec 2010
P.s Lady, don't you know your neighbor is watching and knows
you check the weather every morning in your undies.
cover up.
or get stalked.
My
VERSION
DAY
14:
Miss America.
Right.
Here.
That's right, a plain white tank top and mismatched Valentine's Day socks.
(Blame my blog for not getting laundry done and so everyone in the house has mismatched socks now.)My heart has a pizza and BenandJerry's on it.
You are what you eat?
And so my bum is pizza and ice cream. (And green smoothies, but that didn't look as cute on my bum.)
I feel pretty oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Oh so pretty, it's a pity that my bum is made out of pizza and ice cream!
I am thinking about having this particular picture in my Boudoir portfolio for clients to look at.
Do you think they would like it??
Do you think they would say, OH THAT IS HOT, I want a pic of ME like that?
Shot at 50mm f/1.8 1/320 ISO 800... lots of noise.... But wanted natural light.
Have a lovely day!!
PEACE OUT FROM Old California girl from the WEST SIDE. Keeping it real.
West Side song... .by the way, probably not what you are expecting since I broke out the West Side attitude talk.... go back a paragraph and you'll get the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs
Peace, Love, Laughter and
BenNJerry's Ice Cream
No-cookie-dough-L
Saturday, February 11, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- DAY 11 I promise...
Day 11
all rights Vassarette. Copyright Glamour De 2010
OK
So
today
you
are
quickly
scrolling
down
to
see
if
I
did
it,
this
time.
Day 11
AWWWW
COME ON...
Did
you really
think
that I would
be brave
enough
to pull
that one off?
Sorry.
Not yet.
Not that one.
BUT......
I promise
NEXT WEEK
I will pose for one
of these adds.
My way.
The
Natural Beauty
way.
PINKIE PROMISE.
until then...
Keep smiling!
can't believe you fell for that one too! :)
Peace, Love, Laughter,
and pancakes.
strawberry.
No007L
Friday, February 10, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 10 ???
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 10 ???
Day 10
I haven't had a Ring Pop since 6th grade.
Why are there butterflies and lollipops all around me?
She looks confused.
Why did I name my new perfumes: Lollipop Bling?
This ad is sooooo junior high.
I thought my target audience was going to be adults?
When is lunch? I'm hungry.
She is so pretty and has such a great voice.
This is picture is a bit odd.
My version: Day 10
Photog Stuff: Inside: Speedlight & shoot through umbrella. Put the reflector on the other side of me to try to get a little light bouncing up into the shadows.
70mm f3/5 1/200 ISO 200 Light set at: 23 b/c it was about 3 feet away from me.
Feeling unsure, like M.C. in this pic, happens. It happens to all of us.
Even those of us working on our confidence, daily.
Last night I felt unsure.
Doubt creeps in and you don't know how or what to do to get out of that mindset.
Worrying about this or that.
It feels like reality.
I was SO glad that I had posted that blog on perspective yesterday.
I grabbed myself up and shook it off.
Looked in the mirror and told myself... It will all be ok.
No. It will all be great. It will ALL work out.
Everything is good.
I forced a smile and then sat quietly and thought about 10 wonderful things I'm truly thankful for.
OH did that HELP!
Fake smiling always turns into real smile within seconds.
It's a medical fact that smiling is good for you.
"Smiling is my favorite." elf
Day 10
All rights reserved Lollipop Bling-Mariah Carey. Copyright Glamous December 2010
Interesting ad.
What is going on here?
And why does Mariah Carey looks so UNSURE?
Why are there Ring Pops on my hands?I haven't had a Ring Pop since 6th grade.
Why are there butterflies and lollipops all around me?
She looks confused.
Why did I name my new perfumes: Lollipop Bling?
This ad is sooooo junior high.
I thought my target audience was going to be adults?
When is lunch? I'm hungry.
She is so pretty and has such a great voice.
This is picture is a bit odd.
My version: Day 10
Borrowed some rings from the girls.
So sorry to disappoint you, no Ring Pops.
Photog Stuff: Inside: Speedlight & shoot through umbrella. Put the reflector on the other side of me to try to get a little light bouncing up into the shadows.
70mm f3/5 1/200 ISO 200 Light set at: 23 b/c it was about 3 feet away from me.
Feeling unsure, like M.C. in this pic, happens. It happens to all of us.
Even those of us working on our confidence, daily.
Last night I felt unsure.
Doubt creeps in and you don't know how or what to do to get out of that mindset.
Worrying about this or that.
It feels like reality.
I was SO glad that I had posted that blog on perspective yesterday.
I grabbed myself up and shook it off.
Looked in the mirror and told myself... It will all be ok.
No. It will all be great. It will ALL work out.
Everything is good.
I forced a smile and then sat quietly and thought about 10 wonderful things I'm truly thankful for.
OH did that HELP!
Fake smiling always turns into real smile within seconds.
It's a medical fact that smiling is good for you.
"Smiling is my favorite." elf
THEN....
to even lift myself into a happier mood,
I
listened
to
the
Best
Mariah
Carey
song
ever:
Well... this and Santa Baby.
Pease, Love, Gratitude, Laughter and
Lollipops
No-ezll
Thursday, February 9, 2012
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 9 Heels and Dishwashers
28 Days of Natural Beauty- Day 9 Heels and Dishwashers
Heels and Dishwashers go together like:
Fish and Chips,
Mustard and Hot Dogs,
Me and Cozy Pj bottoms,
My husband and college football.
WAIT... these things make sense...
LET's try that again......
Heels and Dishwashers go together like:
Cats and good listeners,
Cell phones and water,
A ceramic Coach Pete bobblehead and my kitchen tile floor,
My sister and a person eating a banana next to her.
YES, that's much better.
DAY 8... My version.
I think it's funny. But maybe others think it's practical or sexy? Hmmm... I don't know..
Specs: Shot at 24mm f/5 1/200 ISO 400....Flash set at 50mm
Yesterday I was reminded about perspective.
How our perspective shapes the way we look at our life.
I met a baby who was on his way to heaven in a few days.
His parents and family were amazing, sweet and peaceful.
On my drive home I hit a large black plastic chunk of who-knows-what on the freeway.
It messed up my back tire big time and tore my wheel well liner 3/4ths off.
A nice Nampa police officer was right behind me and pulled over to help me.
I drove home very slowly as my tire deflated.
I didn't care.
It didn't upset me at all.
( I did get a little nervous about all the traffic on the freeway, but that was it.)
I came home, made dinner and hugged and played with my kids all night.
I am so thankful I have healthy kids.
I am so thankful for their smiles.
I am so thankful for my family and so, so, so much more.
Perspective.... Life is what you make it. So true. I am so thankful for what I have.
This is one of my FAVORITE all time songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiBwr4U59EI&ob=av2n
It's my own feel good song.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go unload the dishwasher.
Yes, with heels on.
I do believe my 9 year old Black Ann Klien heels will have to do.
Day 8
Copyright Glamour Dec 2010 pg. 267 "baby it's warm inside." photograph by Frederike Helwig
Fish and Chips,
Mustard and Hot Dogs,
Me and Cozy Pj bottoms,
My husband and college football.
WAIT... these things make sense...
LET's try that again......
Heels and Dishwashers go together like:
Cats and good listeners,
Cell phones and water,
A ceramic Coach Pete bobblehead and my kitchen tile floor,
My sister and a person eating a banana next to her.
YES, that's much better.
DAY 8... My version.
- This is what I used to look like and feel when I had to do dishes.
Heels and unloading the dishwasher are funny.
Thinking about it helps me lighten up on life.I think it's funny. But maybe others think it's practical or sexy? Hmmm... I don't know..
Pulled out the DUSTY heels from under the bed for this one!
- Now this is what I try to FEEL like when I put dishes away.
- I've tried to turn it into a positive time to be thankful life.
- Perspective.
- I put dishes away and sort of meditate.
- "I am thankful for a working dishwasher. I am thankful for healthy kids. I am thankful God blessed us with rain for our dry grass....etc."
- YES, those are dishes in my washer and sink... this is REALITY. :) Well, in my word of 3 busy kids, it is.
Light: white umbrella, shoot through w/ speedlight. No kitchen light above. Tungsten light doesn't mix well with flash light..
Specs: Shot at 24mm f/5 1/200 ISO 400....Flash set at 50mm
Yesterday I was reminded about perspective.
How our perspective shapes the way we look at our life.
I met a baby who was on his way to heaven in a few days.
His parents and family were amazing, sweet and peaceful.
On my drive home I hit a large black plastic chunk of who-knows-what on the freeway.
It messed up my back tire big time and tore my wheel well liner 3/4ths off.
A nice Nampa police officer was right behind me and pulled over to help me.
I drove home very slowly as my tire deflated.
I didn't care.
It didn't upset me at all.
( I did get a little nervous about all the traffic on the freeway, but that was it.)
I came home, made dinner and hugged and played with my kids all night.
I am so thankful I have healthy kids.
I am so thankful for their smiles.
I am so thankful for my family and so, so, so much more.
Perspective.... Life is what you make it. So true. I am so thankful for what I have.
This is one of my FAVORITE all time songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiBwr4U59EI&ob=av2n
It's my own feel good song.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go unload the dishwasher.
Yes, with heels on.
I do believe my 9 year old Black Ann Klien heels will have to do.
Peace, Love, Laughter and
Jello.... to go with the flow today.. be flexible and remember your perspective.
No-L
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