with a brand new invention.
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Fall like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Will I ever stop?
YO, I don't know.
Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal,
Light up the stage and watch me jump like a candle.... (um...I don't think those are the EXACT words. yeah, yeah... I know.)
DANCE.
And your speakers will boom,
killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.
Deadly. mumble, slur..slur.mumble
Slur..slur.. mumble mumble, occasionally hit a word,
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT,
mumble, slur..slur.mumble
Slur..slur.. mumble mumble, occasionally hit another word,
mumble, slur..slur.mumble
IF there was a problem,
YO, I'll solve it,
Check out my hook while the dj revolves it.
Ice Ice baby, vanilla.....
Ok, OK, OK... I'm done!
WOW! Thank you for sticking me with me as long as you did.
I know it's rough to hang out with someone while they attempt to sing a song.
Especially when they are butchering it because they don't know the words.
And especially when that person is a white, female, in her 30's rapping a song from the 80's.
Was it the 80's or early 90's?
google it.
I Googled it.
Ok, wikipedia says it was released 1990.
YIKES! Robert Matthew Van Winkle (Vanilla ICE) was stabbed 5 times and almost thrown off a balcony b/c people wanted him to sign with their record company?
CRAZY!
ok... sorry. Side note.
Back to OUR story.
Or whatever it is.
BUT, I DO have to admit that I love rapping this classic Vanilla Ice song to my kids. (Ice, Ice Baby)
I bust it out everyonceinawhile (yes, that is a word.)
It's fun... they have no idea what I'm doing and just stare at me.
It's great to do when they all are fussy and whiny and "mommmeeeeee..eeeee...eee" this and "mommy" that....
Right when you are about whine and yell back...
That's when you bust out it out.
Singing is good for the heart, body, mind and soul.
Well, in this case, rapping.
Alright. Let's get to the natural beauty part of this.....
Today's picture.
All Rights Reserved Elle Feb 2012 pg. 143
Interesting fashion shot.
The article is about red lipstick.
I think it should be about BROOM HAIR.
You know... when you have colored your hair way too many times AND it feels as course as a broom?
Or maybe it just feels like a broom?
In college, one may change their hair color monthly.
One, orrrrr do I mean,
ME?
Yes, ok, you caught me.
anyway...
Why did you color your hair all the time?
Cause I could.
BOOM!
Because I wanted to know what I would look like with purplish-red hair.
BOOM!
Because I was in college.
BOOM!
Because my mom couldn't tell me "not while you live under my roof."
he-he, love ya mom.
Now... now... NOW...
Now, why do the ends of my hair feel like I could sweep my kitchen floor with them?
I don't color my hair just for the FUN of it any more.
I do it because I am hiding something from you and the rest of the world.
MY
Natural
Hair
color
and
that
color
is.....................
dark, very, very, dark,
ashy brown.
Oh and yeah, some super white blonde hairs popped up after I started having kids.
It looks weird with my dark browns, so I color my hair.
WHAT?
WHAT's THAT you say?
Those ARE
NOT blonde hairs?
They are gray?
gray?
ME?
WHAT?
NO WAY!!
NOT ME!
NOT EVER.
ok.
yeah.
maybe
you
are
correct.
ug.
So, Since this is natural beauty blog, should I forget making an appointment at my hairdressers and just let me hair go?
no.
Well, it's up to you and what you think you like about yourself.
I personally am not into gray hairs, just yet.
When I'm older, I think I'll let it go, but not yet.
HECK, i'm still in my 30's!
My Version:
1. My Broom Hair is lovely. And a real broom.
A stinky outdoor broom.
A stinky outdoor broom that belongs to stay outdoors and should be
NOWHERE, nowhere,
NEAR
MY
FACE!
ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. The weird lip thing was hard to do and LOOKS weird with out lipstick. Oh well!
On ANOTHER SIDE NOTE...
I got the funniest MUG SHOT of myself while I was testing the light and trying to focus my lens..
Are
YOu
Ready?
Ok,
Here you
GO....
OK!
WHAT THE HECK???
Seriously looks like a
MUG SHOT!
Do I look like this when I'm listening to someone's story?
Hilarious!
I like how ONE of my eyebrows is slightly raised.
Just like John on Days of our Lives.
Is that still on? I haven't watched it in about 10 years,
but I bet John and Marlena are still married and weird.
Maybe you will want to turn it on and watch it now, JUST to watch his amazing Expressive Eyebrow skills.
Our Song of the day: ..........
of course you KNOW what it is!
YOU-ARE-A-GENIUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=149jGeIlx3I
Peace, Love, Laughter,
and Vanilla ICE, ICE, ICE Cream
(with chocolate chips....mmmmmm)
~No-ice-L
